5.26.2006

Management Strikes Again

Apparently, upper management caught wind of the buzz on the floor about the cameras. Hubby got this email today:

From: Management
Sent: Friday, May 26, 2006 12:00 PM

To all that this may concern.

Unfortunately the Reason for the cameras' has not been properly explained.

These cameras are here for security and safety of our people. No one is sitting around watching the video screen. A year back we had break in and things stolen 2 times.

We also had peoples cars broken into. Pallets stolen and people wandering in the building that shouldn't. Hopefully the cameras will protect us from this.


Uh-huh.

9 comments:

Doug said...

Yeaaaah RIGHT

Dang Cold.. said...

"furthermore, its our intention to monitor the vending machines and lunch room. We will also be monitoring the toilet paper in the bathroom as we feel that 2 or 3 squares per person per sitting should suffice. Misuse of company resources will not be tolerated"

dc - director of compliance

Chocolate K said...

BUT they will still catch you if you don't eat when they say, and if you don't pee when they tell you right???
Do they get a write up if they breathe b4 there told too????

Amy said...

who in the name of Moses would steal a pallet? Does the incredible hulk work there?

Momentarily_Distracted said...

*Waiting for further instructions from our new camera overlords*


This stuff drives me nuts.
LOL @ what dang cold said!
Nice one! :oD

Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

I believe 'em.

Susie said...

I, for one, am so thankful that Hubby works in a place where his safety is such a high priority. As soon as they detected danger, they got right on it; it only took one year for them to take action! If those are very slow (as in seriously mentally challenged) perpetrators, they might still be caught on tape!

August95 said...

Yikes! Oh I would be finding me a new job. Poor hubby.

Have a great day!

Circus Kelli said...

Doug -- My thoughts exactly, along with "Oh no... I believe you..."

Dang -- LOVE that. Someone should add that to the email, then print it out and tape it to the vending machines.

Chocolate K -- I'm not sure. Maybe that will be in the next email...

Amy -- Well, I'm sure they didn't just MISPLACE it... ;)

M_D -- Freaky, eh?

Mr. B -- I knew you would.

Susie -- Hee... I felt the same way. Thank goodness they look out for their people.

August -- No kidding, huh? Sheesh. You have a great day, too!

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