My bologna has a first name
It's O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name
It's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh, I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'd saaaaaaayyyyy
'Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with

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Susie said...

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
That is what I'd truly love to be-ee-ee
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
Everyone would be in love with me.

Ortizzle said...

My bolgna just has a price tag.

Now, did my photo scare you that badly?!!

Brudder doug said...

Mental malfunction ? Do you drive it ? Or put it on your hair ? Did I spell it right, pronounce it right ? Last time I had one, I only know 'cause someone else told me so.

Just hope that not too many days in a row are like that.

And he drives off in his weinermobile > > > > > >

Circus Kelli said...

Susie - You must be an Oscar Mayer wiener! Everyone I know loves you! Everyone who doesn't know you loves you! Everyone who doesn't know they love you loves you!

Ortizzle - Um, no. Your photo was actually a high point in my day. :)

Brudder - I hope not too many days in a row are like that either! :)

eclectic said...

Hmmm.... whole lotta weiner-lovin' goin' on over here, it looks like. ;)

Gosh, whenever I've had my minor mental malfunctions, they never introduced themselves. Your Oscar Malfunction is extraordinarily polite!

Nilbo said...

Further evidence of the effects of country music. Ladies and gentlemen, please give generously.

WILLIAM said...

Youre such a ham....Sorry I had to with the pun an all.

Bone Machine said...

It was only a matter of time.

Circus Kelli said...

Eclectic - Oscar is only ONE of my minor mental malfunctions. You should meet the rest of the clan!

Nilbo - US or Canadian? Donations are not tax deductible.

William - It was either ham or whine and cheese. ;)

Bone - As you know, one can only act normal for so long before just snapping like a twig.

Susie said...

eclectic, now I need to find a video about a wiener in a box :)

ONE. Cut a hole in the box.
TWO. . . .

I'll send it to you, CK, so you don't think I'm a big wiener.

And I think you're right, it's mostly the people who don't know they love me, who love me. haaa

Bone Machine said...

Speaking of which, I need to reorder some twigs. I've snapped all of mine.

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