Early this morning, Batgirl stole the Princess's crown after she locked her in her BatCave Dungeon. The Princess cried and cried until the Fireman used his axe to break her free. After that, the Fireman chased Batgirl to her lab. Working together, The Princess and the Fireman used smoke* to thwart Batgirl's efforts, forcing her back to her BatCave temporarily. Luckily, Batgirl remembered her super Bat Mask was equipped with special powers that enabled her to see through the smoke. Forcefields and Batgirl's spiked gloves were also used in the timeless battle of good versus evil. During a break in the action, before quenching her thirst with some special evil water**, Batgirl was heard uttering "Such fools!" as the Princess and the Fireman plotted their next move. Soon after that, the Fireman came into the kitchen to get his own special Fireman water, in a red cup, of course.
* The Fireman's special fire extinguisher allows him to shoot either bullets, or water or smoke from it.
** The evil water turned Batgirl's eyes red as soon as she swallowed it. That's what made it evil water.
*** In an unprecidented move, Halloween costumes have been purchased *before* October 28 this year. That means, of course, that the clowns will want to be something else entirely by the time Halloween actually arrives.