"A diet is when you watch your food, then eat it."
"My butt feels like it blew up." (Punkin made me promise not to identify her as the one who said that)
"I want that Dalmations movie, 'cause I like it a lot. Did I see that one?"
"Mom, you're smart." (completely unsolicited and appropros to nothing)
Dad: "You're having cereal and yogurt and you had a donut this morning already?"
Sweet Pea: "Well, yeah... 'cause we want to eat healthy."
Dad: "Well, if you want to eat healthy, you shouldn't have had the donut."
Sweet Pea: "What?!" (as in "What?! Not eat the donut? That's crazy talk!") (That's also proof that she IS my daughter...)