After several weeks of wearing jeans with "nice tops" to work, you finally decide to don the heels and nylons and blouse and skirt. That's the day your boss will come in wearing a sweatshirt and jeans.
When you spend two hours on your hands and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor on a Saturday morning, you will spend the next week loudly exclaiming "PICK IT UP!" whenever you hear anything hit the floor.
When you're feeling like you just want to give yourself a timeout and hang out in your room and be left alone, your family will decide you must be actively engaged with them.
The cold and flu season officially starts when the house smells like Vicks.
Just when the rest of the circus appears to be getting over whatever yucky virus invaded their throats, and just about the time you think "Hey! I didn't get sick!", the yuck will find YOU.
When you take one unexpected day off of work, you'll end up having to take at least one other one, too.
When you've finally looked through all the catalogs that have come in to the house getting ideas for Christmas gifts, more catalogs with cooler things will come in. Evenutally, though, you'll get through all of them and get your gift-buying list done.