This makes me giggle... and it mystified the little clowns, too. "Mom! He's talking to YOU!!"
I've sent this on to Hubby. Maybe hearing from a football celebrity on the matter will sway his opinion.
* Update: *
In case you're new around here... over two years ago, when we first bought the Mommyvan, I took the liberty (and use of a photoshopping program) to trick out my van a bit...
My header for a while... "Suburbia needs more flaming minivans"
Hence the reference "externally flameless Mommyvan"