It didn't quite work out that way this weekend, and Buddy became my little chaperone during the errand. He rode in the grocery cart (never unattended) while we played "bury Buddy in groceries." He provided commentary on all sorts of things, and the two of us actually had a good time together.
Mom, that looks like Miley, but I don't think it's her.
Hannah Montana isn't real.
But if Hannah Montana was here, I would marry her.
-- Buddy, age 4