Phrases heard around the big top and work the past week, in no particular order...
If you're going to keep barking, you'll have to go into the playroom.
Mom, I broke my leg.
Does your foung teel funny?
I want you to clean my butt up.
Dad's coming! Act like good children!
It looks like a really big carrot!
That's the biggest poop I've ever seen.
You can't be a plumber, you don't have the butt for it.
Mom, you 'diculous!
Of course, this could just be a bunch of horseshit.
Based on our intelligence of which we have very little.
It's not like "Whoa, we fixed world hunger."
This just in: