"Mom, I said I not gonna hug you. You have to cry now."
* giggles from Sweet Pea because she "tricked me" *
"Mom! Look how good I brushed my teeth this morning!"
"That's great honey. Why are you still in your pajamas?"
"Mom, what plus four?"
* giggles from Buddy because he "tricked me" *
"Anyone who isn't dressed in ten minutes will NOT get a donut."
"Mom, I don' wanna go to school." (said to me in his classroom at school)